Of Rojasthan Rayols, Baboons and Phaakinstan!
IPL brings in a large amount of speculations, rumors and inside news…truth or not, it just doesn’t matter.
I’ve been wondering what could be the inspiration/motivation for the kaptan of Rojasthan Rayols to lead his team the way he does. Friends have been questioning me “What does the big sissy offer to him apart from the moolah?”…”Whats the role of the little sissy in this whole affair?”
Its a matter of fact that baboons ransacked little sissy’s room and what not, the night after Rayols lost their match. I guess little sissy is a consolation for the “baboons” for the spin whiz and big bella from Apreeka, on days of losses.
This is just a speculation as I do not play or carry drinks for the Rayols like our FIP (man…am so phakkin addicted to his cheesy posts) dude does for KKR.
But I do bet online, and against the Rayols cos big sissy refused to give in while the little sissy, well I refused to do the baboon act! Hmmph…
Phaakinstani president Sardari had called me last night…to share the good news that he was elated over the $1.9 billion donation that the you-yes president gave him…he had called to ask as to what to do about it?
Sardu: Hello Mastru-blahster…
Me: Sardu…long time…howz the state of and in Phaakinstan?
Sardu: TALLI cannot be BANned…I dunno what to do?
Me: Hmm…
Sardu: Well I called to ask about what I should do with the moolah?
Me: Wire it through halwa-la to Apreeka and bet it all on Rojasthan Rayols…best team to bet on, cos you get two sissys as a package deal…
Sardu: Are you sure?
Me: Phak you man…you want a proof for this too, don’t you?
Me: Btw, how old do you think this Kazab is?
Sardu: Add 10 yrs to whatever age that he says he is. We phaks tend to get stuck in our teens for an elongated period.
Me: Yeah…I remember Half-ridi…he was bloody 16 yr old for like 10 straight years…
Sardu: Ok, begum calling to chop onions…gtg..
I have bet against the Rayols…and they are well on their way to lose to the charged dhakkan unless the senior phatang rips the dhakkans apart…!!
Will little sissy get another baboon act tonight? 
Time will tell…
